If, like your Author, looking at Blur makes you want to get drunk and jump and down and sing a lot, the Viewer will find this to be an amusing pastime. However, if the Viewer plans to watch the whole DVD with all the videos, following these rules, the Author would recommend a sleepover, since nobody will be able to walk by the time "No Distance Left To Run" begins. Don't say I didn't warn you.

This game is recommended to be played with something light like a nice lager or a pitcher of gin and tonics, heavy on the lime, tonic and ice, and light on the gin. Or, you could be safe and do the now traditional "sugary tea ", but you will be wired and jittery and prone to violence by the end.

1 SIP:
- when the band is wearing something other than their usual street clothes
- when Graham is smiling
- when Damon "gets jiggy with it"
- when Damon gets knocked over
- when Damon falls down on his own
- when any member of the band is visibly intoxicated
- recent suggestion: when you see an animal (beware "Chemical World")

1 SWALLOW:
- Damon is wearing something silly on his head
- Adidas products are visible
- the band drinks
- any member of the band is shirtless
- food
- Graham without glasses
- Dave with glasses
- Damon is actually playing a keyboard instrument
- a Viewer involuntarily begins to sing along
- recent suggestion: when you see any Blur member's underpants

2 SWALLOWS:
- Alex is in shorts
- for celebrity appearances
- for drug references (either in the song, or the video)
- Dave's hair is an unusual colour
- the version of the song in the video is different from the album version
- the video is an homage to a movie
- a Viewer is embarassed on the behalf of any band member