So Don't Forget The Porn!
When we say, "It's the porn," we're telling a story 200 years in the making. It's a story about California families who have passed the art of pornmaking from generation to generation. It is also a story of how California pornmakers combine advanced technology with modern quality standards to produce the finest pornography available.
California is well-known for its many wonderful forms of filth and depravity. People come from all over the world just to experience the richness and diversity of our smut. RealCalifornia porn is an exciting part of the California smut experience. People are discovering that California has many types of delicious porn, and they go with everything good about California.
Californians know that only one porn -- Real California porn -- can claim "It's The Porn," just as only one porn can carry the Real California Porn Seal on its package. Only California-made porn meeting rigorous quality requirements qualifies to bear this special mark.
Porn makes every bite better -- so don't forget the porn!